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Hi, everyone. I'm Attila, I write stories, get way too self-conscious to post them, and become stupidly invested in a lot of fictional universes.

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  1. The one where it is NOT REAL LETTUCE, but in fact a SECRET MURDER WEAPON, and so Clyde will not eat it, being an intelligent tortoise.
  2. The one where the only other witness is, in fact, ANOTHER TORTOISE, and he must work past her trauma and help her to come to terms with what she saw.
  3. The one where "WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO WITH MY CLOTHES, SHERLOCK" he needed a new nest.
  4. The one where there is SOMETHING VITAL in a very small space, and he braves his claustrophobia to retrieve it, because JUSTICE is more important.
  5. The one where “WHAT IS IN THAT SOUP,” and it is not Clyde, it is never Clyde, because Clyde is FLAWLESS.
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    6. The one where Clyde is A SECRET MURDERER but feels kinda bad about it he guesses.
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